Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.
I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.
If you eat enough books, you start pooping out words.
Parents drinking is the reason you came into the world, and if we didn’t keep doing it then, by God, it would be the reason you went back out of it.
The problem with battling yourself is that even if you win, you lose.
There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that’s statistics.
We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth.
You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing’s happening.
Anger and hatred lead to fear; compassion and concern for others allow us to develop self-confidence, which breeds trust and friendship.Dalai Lama